wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
what the heckaroonie happened to gel pens they were the swankiest writing utensils ever like where the fuck are they did they just all go on vacation at once and sink to the bottom of the ocean i am not okay with this
i made this like a year ago and it was unappreciated
for every note this gets i will become leonardo dicapriohuh this actually got a few notes. whelp. i guess im honour bound by the rules of the internet to transform. dicaprio, by the power invested in me, i nominate thee, to use me as your vessel HA i bet some of you actually thought i’d do it. thats ridiculous i dont have powers oh you guys keep me young… wait a sec what the… WHAT IS HAPPENING SEND HELP I HAVNT EVEN SEEN TITANIC WHY HAS HE CHOSEN ME there has to be some way to fix this… GOD PLEASE NO IAUFHGWLJKSDHFJKLSJDFJHCKL;FHVJK AAAAAAAHHH hello there! i’m leonardo dicaprio and i have been summoned here to promote my new film, the great gatsby
happy early valentines! i made this for a certain someone ;o